...My Soulmate and True Love...

I just looooooooooooove Janeane! I met her in Oct of 2002 after one of her shows and I was immediately enchanted by her presence. I would love for her to be my girlfriend or even acknowledge my existence. I was that one guy who asked for your autograph after the show at the Wiltern, Janeane. Undoubtedly you recall this, for it was obvious to all present that you felt the same unbridled chemistry between our two souls that I did. The way you said "yes" when I asked for your autograph was all i needed to know it was so. If you are reading this my love, please send me an email so that I can die happy. The doubt or fear you may be feeling about us is perfectly normal, I assure you. When two beings fall in love to the degree that we have, there is always some sort of fear and doubt; it is human nature, my love. But you must also know that it is fear that often prevents us from experiencing true happiness. In time, I promise these feelings will blossom into the wonderous and beautiful flower known as love. The combination of brains and beauty that only you possess convinces me of this fact. You are truly among the greatest goddesses that the myths of yore once spoke of! I heart you Janeane! : )

- Mike G.

PS. I should also mention that I am nineteen years of age, my love. Do not let this fact fool you however: My mental age is far greater. I do not think that age is of any importance when it comes to true love, but I just thought that my soulmate should know a little more about me.

PPS. I play the bass guitar in a punk rock band called Out Of Options. I promise that once you and I are united there will be untold thousands of songs written to honor your infinite beauty and genius.

PPPS. Hope to hear from you soon, darling! : ) luigi@Httpcity.com