THE NON-JANEANE AUDIO-VIDEO THREAD

[the kat]

:lol: At first I thought you might talking about my x-wife but then she would of baked the dude a cake after she slept with him.

[MysticalChicken]

Figured this would be the best place to post this:

http://mysticalchicken.muxtape.com

I just made it yesterday. I tried to pick songs of relatively different genres and not just "indie." There is some indie, but there's also blues, soul, funk, electro-punk, alternative, alt-country, and oldies.

I can only make one, so if I want to make another one, I have to delete this one.

[Farmer John]

kat wrote:

. . . but then she would of baked the dude a cake after she slept with him.

Now, that is what I call economy of effort. If you already have a bun in the oven you may as well bake a cake as well.

[Phoenix]

Here's a song that I really get a kick out of. It's a recent country/western hit by Carll Hayes, and it pretty much parodies every redneck country music song ever written. It's called She Left Me For Jesus. Something tells even our Proud Atheist hostess of this forum could get a laugh out of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyxEO9dq ... re=related

Since the audio is sometimes compromised, I copied down the lyrics:

We've been datin' since high school.
We never once left this town.
We used to go out on weekends
And drink till we drowned.
But now she's actin' funny
And I don't understand
I think that she's found love
With some other man.

(Chorus)
She left me for Jesus,
And that just ain't fair.
She says that he's perfect.
How could I compare?
She says I should find him,
And I will know peace at last.
But if I ever find Jesus,
I'm kickin' his ass.

She showed me his picture.
All I could do was stare
At that freak in his sandals
With his long, purty hair.
They must think that I'm stupid
Or I don't have a clue.
Well, I'll bet he's a commie,
Or even worse yet, a Jew.

She left me for Jesus,
And that just ain't fair.
She says that he's perfect.
How could I compare?
She says I should find him,
And I will know peace at last.
But if I ever find Jesus,
I'm kickin' his ass.

She's given up on whiskey
And taken up on wine.
She prays for his troubles
And has forgot about mine.
I'm a gonna get even.
I can't handle the shame.
Why, the last time we made love,
She even called out his name.

She left me for Jesus,
And that just ain't fair.
She says that he's perfect.
How could I compare?
She says I should find him,
And I will know peace at last.
But if I ever find Jesus,
I'm kickin' his ass.

It could have been Carlos,
Or even Billy or Jed,
But if I ever find Jesus,
He'll wish he were dead.
Amen.

[Gracie]

So I finally saw a copy of the movie Juno and bought it and I wasn't at all disappointed. I love it!!! And I think the lead, Ellen Page, is a very good and bright actress.


Maybe you won't agree with me but anyhoo, here's the link to the trailer: JUNO

I've researched a bit on Ellen and reading about her kind of reminds me of Janeane. She is unconventional, short (5' 1") and though she says she is misconstrued as "anti-Hollywood," she really is not the usual Hollywood type. Well, for now, and I hope, always. I just don't know what she's doing in SNL, though.

She's done other flicks that were unconventional for stars her age. Two stand out -- Mouth to Mouth(where she had her head shaved) and Hard Candy (about phedophilia, I think). I don't think they were ever shown here and I believe they weren't big hits there either, but her acting was praised and having seen Juno, a comedy for a change, I can see why. I am definitely going to be on the look out for those! I saw the new one, Whip It, though. Okay enough, especially since its Drew Barrymore's directorial debut, but I felt like the character was too "little" for her talent.

Here's a clip showing her in some clips (there doesn't seem to be sound, though): ELLEN PAGE

[Nep0wix]

I LOVE the way these trailers are cut. Look:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbctJ2Bq ... r_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aGuXYmsJ8o

The first teaser is pure gold. The last 30 seconds of the full-length are even more killer. Let me put it this way: I'm a sucker for well-placed star-power, and the Stewart/Fanning combo is like Cruise/Pitt in Interview with the Vampire in the '90s. Not to mention the likes of Alia Shawkat and Scout Taylor Compton... Girl power all around!

It's slated for release pretty soon here, and count me excited.


Another welcome surprise, is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPCSAAtyLW8

Also very throwback, very old-school. It's nice to see Oliver Stone (and Douglas) back in the game.

[JHIGHi]

The number of people who have been waiting for 'Wall Street 2' seems matched by the number of those who seem very disappointed that they've made it.

[Phoenix]

The first teaser is pure gold. The last 30 seconds of the full-length are even more killer. Let me put it this way: I'm a sucker for well-placed star-power, and the Stewart/Fanning combo is like Cruise/Pitt in Interview with the Vampire in the '90s. Not to mention the likes of Alia Shawkat and Scout Taylor Compton... Girl power all around!

This biopic of The Runaways sounds like a great idea, which are rare as uncapped teeth in Hollywood these days.
Joan Jett has always been one of my personal favorites -- remember when she campaigned together with Janeane for Howard Dean a few years back and they got into a rumble with some Young Republicans at Drake University? Talk about your "dream team".

Also very throwback, very old-school. It's nice to see Oliver Stone (and Douglas) back in the game.

I was somewhat aghast at how negative the commentary was on that YouTube clip, Nepowix. This project is also intriguing to me, although I appreciate that sequels seldom live up to the original. Still, the Gordon Glecko character is epic in and of himself. He was the cinematic embodiment of an entire cultural and moral shift (and not a positive one IMO) that reshaped our nation. Maybe that is what a lot of people are really opposed to, going back and deconstructing it all again. "Greed is good" is so thoroughly ingrained now in most people's psyches that I fear they can be traumatized by having to confront the underlying moral issues.
At any rate, I'll be checking this one out, even if just for posterity.

[Cookster]

Russel Brand is to Johnny Depp what Ellen Page is to Janeane Garofalo, with the single exception that he is more so. So If you like artistic but raunchy movies go see,"Get him to the Greek." He is so much like Johnny Depp, that piracy should be investigated. This movie makes you wonder from time to time; "did that come out of the mouth of a rock star?" He's sure no Ellen Page; that would be too much to ask. This is a great movie that we got a secret pre-screening to at the Kenworthy Theater PAC in Moscow, Idaho. I give this movie two "bloody Hallajes" for spiritual supremacy and extremism. But also I give it three "stars," for Artistic stuff, and one "roll around and laugh till you break your spine'" for comedy. Do see this great and funny movie.


Heh heh...color


Quotes for
Aldous Snow (Character)
from Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

[from trailer]
Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?
Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.

Aldous Snow: [after spilling cranberry juice on his shirt] Oh God, please take my eyes, but not the shirt!

Aldous Snow: Look at my limo driver. I'm going to have sex with her. Alright!

Aldous Snow: I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me.

Aldous Snow: Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.

Sarah Marshall: I hate your music.
Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day.

Aldous Snow: How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.

Aldous Snow: Actually, Peter, I wanted to tell you, I was listening to Sarah's iPod the other day, and amidst the interminable dross that's on that thing, I found one track that I quite liked. So I checked what it was, and it was actually one of yours, and it kind of reminded me of a dark, gothic Neil Diamond. It's great.
Peter Bretter: That's, like, exactly what I'm going for.
Aldous Snow: Right, yeah.
Peter Bretter: [clearly disappointed] **** you're cool! It's so hard to say, because, like, I hate you in so many ways.

Peter Bretter: I can see why Sarah likes you.
Aldous Snow: No accounting for taste, I suppose, in her case, anyway.
Peter Bretter: Well, she was with me for five years, so there you go.
Aldous Snow: Yeah, you got four on me then, mate.
Peter Bretter: You slept with Sarah a year ago?
Aldous Snow: I thought you knew! Peter, please, don't take it seriously.
Peter Bretter: What the ****, man! You...
Aldous Snow: Don't get offended by that.
Peter Bretter: You can't be so casual about this! This isn't Europe, okay? There are rules here!

Aldous Snow: I had a girlfriend, right? And Liam and Noel Gallagher both had it off with her, right in front of me, so that's similar. And that was a bit awkward, actually, so if you do wanna change hotels, I quite understand.

Aldous Snow: Come on tour with me. I'll serenade you every night in front of thousands of women.
Sarah Marshall: I didn't know you were going on tour.
Aldous Snow: Yeah, I'm going in two weeks. It's like an 18 month tour, 43 countries, Infant Sorrow, and it's gonna be a massive tour.
Sarah Marshall: Yeah, I can't come cause I have a job. I'm a working actress.
Aldous Snow: Not anymore. You're an unemployed actress. Perfect. You could be the queen of the groupies, queen of the Sorrow Suckers.
Sarah Marshall: The Sorrow Suckers?
Aldous Snow: Sorrow Suckers. I don't know why they call them that.

Sarah Marshall: When were you planning on telling me this?
Aldous Snow: I just told you, then.
Sarah Marshall: Yeah. No, I know. But telling me now isn't really the same as telling me.
Aldous Snow: Well, look, you know, I've not told you I've got genital herpes, because it's not inflamed at the moment...

Aldous Snow: [holding a single sandal] I've lost a shoe... have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, missus, I've lost a shoe... like this one. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that - not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this... but for the other foot. Otherwise I'd have two right...

[after faking an orgasm to upstage Peter and Rachel in the next room]
Aldous Snow: You're still involved with him next door, ain't ya?
Sarah Marshall: Excuse me?
Aldous Snow: You should've seen yourself at dinner, Sarah. Then you came back here and put on that ghastly performance. I mean I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen one. It really deeply upset me.
Sarah Marshall: You should've seen *yourself* at dinner.
[Imitating Aldous's accent]
Sarah Marshall: "Oh, I'm Aldous Snow! Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Oh no drinks for me thanks. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!"
Sarah Marshall: [Pointing to his tattoos]
[In normal accent]
Sarah Marshall: And you know what? Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay. That is Buddhist, that is Nordic, that is Hindu, that's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of ****!
Aldous Snow: Was that genuine or did you fake that? Right, I'm probably gonna clear off now. I'll have a little sleep for a few hours, then I'm probably gonna go in the morning. Okay.
Sarah Marshall: I hate your music.
Aldous Snow: Yeah, well I fucked the housekeeper, the other day.

[after bumping into Peter again]
Aldous Snow: Oh **** me, this is a small resort.

Matthew: Alright so i came here, to give you my demo. I just... I... I... I worship you and I just wanted to give you my demo. Just, take a listen, and... sigh ok. 'Cuz you know what, you dont wanna be the guy sittin' there, watchin' BBC, and sayin, "OH! I saw that guy! He was my waiter and I totally dismissed him like everybody else does... in his life. And I totally, she was wrong cuz he's a major, major, major influence on me now... and I feel terrible!"
Aldous Snow: That stupid English voice, was that, me?
Matthew: Unfortunately, yes.

Aldous Snow: Awful bloody film. I say, it's just a ridiculous premise. What would happen if your mobile phone killed you? Why would a mobile phone kill anyone? Doesn't make sense. How can a mobile phone have an agenda and kill people...
Peter Bretter: I told her that when she read the script
Aldous Snow: Yeah, you were the voice of reason, mate.
Peter Bretter: I tried to be, but she didn't listen.
Aldous Snow: Going around killing people. A mobile phone, like doing murders.
Peter Bretter: Why couldn't you just take the battery out of the phone?
Aldous Snow: Right. That's it. The battle's over.
Peter Bretter: Yeah, we've won.
Aldous Snow: I hated it.
Sarah Marshall: Well, it's not for everyone, but it...
Peter Bretter: No, it's ridiculous. Here's my favorite scene. Hello?
[Peter feigns death]
Aldous Snow: Right. I could never happen.
Sarah Marshall: It's a metaphor for addiction to technology.
Rachel Jansen: For society, how we're reliant on technology. I get it. I'm with you.
Aldous Snow: It's a metaphor for a crap movie.

[from DVD gag reel]
Aldous Snow: [scene where Aldous is about to leave the hotel] I would rather have my testicles spread out like a wafer and then have them covered in a layer of honey and then have wasps come and sting me and then have them covered in another layer of vinegar and then have it worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi. I'd rather have that than spend another second with her.

[after Matthew's introduction at the 4th of July party]
Aldous Snow: Thank you. What a lovely introduction... from an eccentric and confident young man.

Sarah Marshall: Aldous... wake up.
Aldous Snow: [Snores]
Sarah Marshall: Aldous... wake up... make love to me.
Aldous Snow: Alright, you go on top though, cause I'm knackered.

Sarah Marshall: Aldous... wake up.
Aldous Snow: [Snores]
Sarah Marshall: Aldous... wake up... make love to me.
Aldous Snow: Alright, you go on top though, cause I'm knackered.